Ma’am, That’s for wrinkles, caught red-handed… moisturizing.
My DIL got real brave on the phone today like, ‘Very bold of you to leave your toy out on the dresser.’ Ma’am. That is a light therapy massager for helping my skin absorb cream. Not everything that vibrates is living its best sinful life.
I’m old school. Nothing faster or more reliable than my own hand anyway. I do have couple favorite toys though, but i digress
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@PerfectionOfTheHeart Not enough oomph to get someone off… even someone like me who hasn’t had actual sex in like 8 or 9 years. That’s kinda sad of it, really.
I may not have had an electric toothbrush… but I did have a vibrating razor. Never understood why they made them like that… but they sure do got a healthy little hum. 🥴
@Bexsy Agreed, but it gave me just enough tickle to my pickle to do the job. Eh, I’m on track to reach those numbers. It’s not sad given what I’ve seen of the available selections out there in my radius 😄. Celibacy can definitely be the appealing choice given that alone.
Haha erotic MacGyvers, we are. Who woulda thunk it 🤪
@PerfectionOfTheHeart we're resourceful. If if someone else ain't gonna tickle our pickle and make us shoot off like a rocket, we gotta do it ourselves
