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If your dick was injured...

Who would miss it's good health more? You or your significant other?

I really need to do something productive... I have way too much time available for unnecessary thoughts.
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ironborn · 51-55, M
Me, he's my best friend, we grew up together, he's always been there for me.
Babal · 46-50, M
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
She would miss it more - no doubt. It’s in a cast right now. 🫢
TexChik · F
@Ambroseguy80 Car door again? 😉
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@TexChik Nope. I forgot to take it out of the window before I dropped the air conditioner in. 😫
anoderod55 · 70-79, M
I would . Wife gave up over 20 yrs ago . 👻
TexChik · F
My dick hangs out with my husband, but both of them know...I own them 😌

Injuries are not an option under my care! 😉
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@TexChik you are a very caring, loving soul.
Northwest · M
Look at the bright side. The post surgery care.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@Northwest I would have been the best nurse.
pdockal · 56-60, M
Hopefully my partner
Adogslife · 61-69, M
Me, of course. She has toys while I get stuck healing. 🫤
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Me since my wife wants nothing to do with it.
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Ambroseguy80 All she wants to do is look.
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@Degbeme one of these days she won’t be able to control herself.
Endlessreble · 61-69, MNew
I know that feeling about thoughts
lissah · 36-40, F
Even tho he has a tongue and fingers i know i would miss it more
Lackwittyname · 51-55, M
Funny enough I actually did break my dick, alcohol was involved, having jackhammer sex and well, upon a reentry attempt the hole was missed. I was on a catheter for six weeks as it healed and still more healing after that. I would say we both missed it being available.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@Lackwittyname ouch! Did you get put off rough sex for life?
Lackwittyname · 51-55, M
@PatientlyWaiting25 Well no, still will have rough sex, but more controlled now. That was some 25 years ago.
I think that me and any given female would miss it equally, which is not very much at all 😬
HenrySpanx · 46-50, M
Both I would imagine
HumanEarth · F
Dick worked his whole life. Now he’s retired — congrats, Dick! Time to replace "busy at work" with "busy yelling at birds," "napping like a confused potato," and "forgetting why you walked into a room 17 times an hour." Retirement rule #1: pants are optional. Retirement rule #2: blame the cat.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@HumanEarth Yay for Dick. It sounds like the good life 😁
Jonjdw · 51-55, M
How bad is it injured? Mine has been injured. But nothing bad.
Jonjdw · 51-55, M
@PatientlyWaiting25 teeth from oral. From wife. And I think from shaving once or twice
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@Jonjdw that was some oral!
Jonjdw · 51-55, M
@PatientlyWaiting25 she was giving it her all.
GoFish ·
lol i guess they'd both miss it
WasEP · 51-55, M
Ferric67 · M
It sounds like there's a lot of unnecessary pain

Let's have nice, pleasant and friendly thoughts instead
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
I will answer for him, He would definitely miss it more. He still has a tongue and he knows that I'm not going anywhere so i would be fine.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@AngelUnforgiven that's a logical
well thought out answer and I appreciate the deep contemplation that's gone into this important question. Oh and yay for tongues!! 👅 😛
myotherlife · 61-69, M
Lot of oral
DIMaverick4 · 41-45, M
Ahem.. depends on who is using more isn't it? 🤪🤣
Stephie · 22-25, F
Sorry, I have no friend named Richard. I will have to pass on this one but I am sure I would be upset if Dick was injured 🫢
Keeper · M
This sounds like one of those loud Lawyer commercials.

Has your dick been injured in an accident?!!!!!
We get money for you (and your Johnson)
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@Keeper lol. I can hear the voiceover for that advert. 😂
durinsBane1983 · 46-50, M
can i ask you something? how come when you make your points on my posts and i challenge them or ask for clarity on something, you stop responding? it's pissed me off a little bit today that.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@durinsBane1983 I'm not aware that I had. I still have comments to respond to. It wasn't intended or anything.
MrVintage71 · 51-55, MVIP
Think it would be me..only one that uses it atm...
Lugwho · 61-69, M
I think it would go unnoticed
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
A kidney stone left me out of action for ages. Fortunately I was single at the time so it was only me it affected.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@Thevy29 they are extremely painful. I've had clients who told me about it and it sounds terrible. I hope that was the end of that trouble for you!
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
@PatientlyWaiting25 Thank you. I've been drinking cranberry juice each day to try to prevent it from ever happening again.
Houdini · 56-60, M
Not something I want to think about. I’ve grown attached to it over the years. lol
empanadas · 31-35, M
The first part should be an injury lawyer commercial
Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M
@empanadas From the law firm

Bobbit and Bobbit?

🤣

 
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