If your dick was injured...

Who would miss it's good health more? You or your significant other?

I really need to do something productive... I have way too much time available for unnecessary thoughts.

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HumanEarth · F

Dick worked his whole life. Now he’s retired — congrats, Dick! Time to replace "busy at work" with "busy yelling at birds," "napping like a confused potato," and "forgetting why you walked into a room 17 times an hour." Retirement rule #1: pants are optional. Retirement rule #2: blame the cat.

PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F

@HumanEarth Yay for Dick. It sounds like the good life 😁