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My husband has problems.

We think our house got scoped for a potential burglary in the near future. When I told him he got all giggly and excited and started hiding cricket bats, baseball bats and other potential weapons around the house.

He said it’s like “they consent to getting an absolute kicking” once they enter the house uninvited.

Can I stay with you for a bit…
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HotPizza71 · 51-55, M Best Comment
Be setting up the place like Home Alone next

Notanymore · 41-45, M
Sounds more fun where he is.....well, just be careful and be mindful. I can send the security system, if you need
HumanEarth · F
We have Guinea Fowl all around the farm they are mother natures burglar alarm. Any lights at night and they wake everything up and they are loud.

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Inside the house we have dogs, guns, knives, you name it as part of normal everyday farming/hunting/protecting livestock items from coyotes, wolves, and bears. Sometimes to even stop poachers
At least he feels useful and like he's contributing to your safety as a family, eh...
Matt85 · 36-40, M
i get it
he wanted to make you feel protected
but now you just think he's a psycho himself.
Captain · 61-69, M
I think the UK law is so bizarre that if you do that sort of thin we the intention of self defence its a crime !
Captain · 61-69, M
@Morvoren Not had that one but certainkly fox hunters or exmplae now have to obey certain restrictions. What I do know is we now have the "right to roam" so toffs have to provide paths wor walkers to wlak through their countryside. So as the great unwashed we have the right to roam.
Morvoren · F
@Captain The paths have always been there. Nobody who isn’t growing food or keeping cattle needs that much land. Curbing greed and excess is always a good thing.
Captain · 61-69, M
@Morvoren Yes and even the MOD open up their land to walkers sometimes in some places but you have to be carefulo of the metal objects lying around. The thing ig toffs on horseback cant stop us using these paths. We've bene on paths that were gorssly overgrown that they were almost impassable and even that is technically illegal becas=use the toffs (who tend to be on quad bikes these days) have to keep them serviceable by law.
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SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Just think, if you lived in America he could have multiple guns hidden around your place and solve this problem permanently.

Dead men tell no tales, and they certainly don't rob people either.
LivinLite406 · 36-40, M
@SumKindaMunster or testify in court!,😂😂 They tend to not repeat the offense as well! 🇺🇸🔫
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
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MethDozer · M
That's right?


I like when British people mention baseball bats because I know for fact ain't know of y'all actually ever played a game your lives and they clearly exist over there for busting domes and cracking knees. That's what's up
Morvoren · F
@MethDozer I’m not sure what part of Britain talks like that. Maybe Sheffield or Westeros
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Morvoren · F
@MethDozer it’s understandable. In some places only a 30 minute drive will result in an accent change around here.
You might wanna check the cellar, basement, attic, or even under the pillow at this point
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dale74 · M
@Morvoren I didn't even like driving through Central LA it's nothing but a tent city with fires burning on the sidewalks.

The better question is why do you think you were at Target
Morvoren · F
@dale74 Someone not from the area was driving slowly and got out to check properties.

I think he was a lost delivery driver personally.
dale74 · M
@Morvoren maybe he was looking for a house for sale
Kuronekko · 41-45, F
Somebody has been watching too many movies lol
Straylight · 31-35, F
What if they have guns?
@Straylight Getting your guns out again Stray?
Morvoren · F
@PinkMoon A rural costal corner of the south west of the U.K.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@NudasPriest I have two tickets to the gun show. 💪
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
These days u are better off with a AR-15 then a baseball bat
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PinkMoon · 26-30, F
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🫣
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@MethDozer Yeah fair lmao

 
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