My husband has problems.

We think our house got scoped for a potential burglary in the near future. When I told him he got all giggly and excited and started hiding cricket bats, baseball bats and other potential weapons around the house.

He said it’s like “they consent to getting an absolute kicking” once they enter the house uninvited.

Can I stay with you for a bit…

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MethDozer · M

That's right?

I like when British people mention baseball bats because I know for fact ain't know of y'all actually ever played a game your lives and they clearly exist over there for busting domes and cracking knees. That's what's up

Morvoren · F

@MethDozer It’s true, we sell millions of baseball bats, but never any baseballs…😆

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Morvoren · F

@MethDozer I’m not sure what part of Britain talks like that. Maybe Sheffield or Westeros

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Morvoren · F

@MethDozer it’s understandable. In some places only a 30 minute drive will result in an accent change around here.