Without responding with “wouldn’t you like to know”

I don't recall saying that in years. I can't imagine that anyone would like to know anything about me. Look at my posts, do I seem like someone that you'd want to know more about? 👀

Earlier my wife texted me asking me what movie we were going to watch today (We don't have wifi quite yet so we're relying on our extensive collection of 10 DVDs)

I don’t know if I ever have. Am I too open? Is that why they wouldn’t let me into fight club?

When you asked me where I was last night. *sips drink dramatically 😏😎

I honestly can't remember.

So I guess my answer is, "Wouldn't I like to know?"

Never

I cant remember

When your mom asked about your father.

you are not the boss of me.

On here

when the cops asked if i was sober

Wouldn't you like to kn- oh, wait.

I don't feel the need to answer that question

....when my health insurance claims adjuster asked if I had a preference for strangulation during intercourse.

Wouldn't you like to know

You cant tell me what to do

Wouldn’t you like to know? 😏

at least twice within the last week

2 hours 45 minutes ago

I assume you are eager to find out, nosy boy

Hehe