There's a zombie apocalypse and the first item on your left is your weapon, what is it?

@calicuz No nooo follow me I'll get us out of here.

@Lilymoon I don't suppose it's "How to survive a zombie apocalypse", by chance?

@NudasPriest no damnit 😒

@BizSuitStacy Effective at arm's length, but I think my item is far superior at a distance.

@NativePortlander1970 well, I'm sitting next to my fireplace, not my gun safe.

@icedsky lmao 🤣🤣🤣 it would be too heavy. I meant Sling Blade style 😂😂😂

@AngelUnforgiven I never watched the movie, but did see that clip a few months ago when it was linked here by someone, very brutal. Most people would be cowering in fear and pissing themselves knowing they're about to get hacked to pieces by a slow witted psycho, yet that guy acted like "eh, whatever".

@AngelUnforgiven
Mmmmmmmhmmmm

@Zaphod42
Oh my god, do you do drugs? Do you have long hair and tattoos all over your body too? Do you ride a motorcycle? What gang do you belong to?

@swirlie And speaking of random things out of left field…da fuk?

@Zaphod42
Well, the question just needed to be asked!

@icedsky Better black out that serial number

@NativePortlander1970 What Serial Number??

@icedsky Good, think next time.

@AngelUnforgiven Get a bayonet for your AR!

@NativePortlander1970 Stop. Srsly, are you saying you never popped some rounds off your 10/22? That can't be. wtf is wrong with you? I'm only asking.

@fanuc2013 Personally I'm not a fan of bayonets, specially with the MBRs the British have, they look tacky. Yes, the handle is attached directly on the muzzle, making shooting ineffective...

@AntisocialTroll you have a great mind.

@bijouxbroussard Click to a horror movie and scare them away?
🫣

@MarbleMarvel I'm tryin' to imagine a stoned zombie ...

@MrAlmostCrazy

Put "Ace of Base" on a loop, and that'll take care of them. 😅

"All that she wants, is another baby"

@calicuz Blows their heads clean off!! oh yeah 🤯

@JamesBugman But zombies like brains ...

@MasterLee you win

@icedsky lmao 🤣🤣 that will work! I don't know why Rick Grimes didn't think of that. It's like a Chinese Star if you throw it , it will hurt like heck 😂😂😂😂

@icedsky Always lead with the ranged weapons.

@NativePortlander1970 ok, then for god fkn sakes what's stopping you from firing a bought firearm simply to ensure the dang thing even fires????????????