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What kitchen object would make the best murder weapon ?

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ElRengo · 70-79, M

Mi first wife homemade food.

Nimbus · M

@ElRengo lolol,

BlueVeins · 22-25

Did you know that if you throw a microwave off the Empire State Building, it can kill someone when it hits the bottom?

Nimbus · M

@BlueVeins Has anyone actually tried that?

BlueVeins · 22-25

@Nimbus No, but I'd like to be the first.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@BlueVeins Window A/C units are ok in apartment buildings though.

dancingtongue · 80-89, M

I remember an old Hitchcock TV show where the husband had died from blunt force trauma and try as they could the detectives could never find any objects that matched the head wound. While they searched the wife continued tending to her leg of lamb that she was roasting in the oven. Was taking longer than usual since she hadn't thawed it before putting it in the oven and calling the police.

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

@dancingtongue 💀

SW-User

A .. dildo ?

empanadas · 31-35, M

@SW-User there's an eat a dick joke here

SW-User

@SW-User remind me never to go to your house for lunch

AdaXI · 41-45, T

@SW-User @empanadas Rolling pin out and ready.

I'll bugger you both to death BERHAHAHAHAHAAA!🤣
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Freeranger · M

I'm not sure about best, but that meat tenderizer hammer looks pretty efficient...

Nimbus · M

@Freeranger I agree :)

GunFinger · F

Butter knife. Imagine stabbing someone slowly with rounded ends.

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Yulianna · 22-25, F

@GunFinger 😇 we would have to rename you [i]ButterKnifeFinger[/i] 😂😂

GunFinger · F

@Yulianna nice! I've been thinking of a better one!🤣 Thank you, Yuli! Hope you're okay.🤗

Yulianna · 22-25, F

@GunFinger 🤗 i am ok, thank you, just tired and a bit strung out by the war...

Amylynne · 26-30, F

12 inch carbon steel french chefs knife.

or if unskilled? a 10 inch cast iron pan.
or a fire extinguisher

Nimbus · M

@Amylynne Sounds like you know your knives :)

Amylynne · 26-30, F

@Nimbus I do, and had good training.
tha french knife is lighter by far than the stainless ones..
a Very Fast short sword. kinda

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Freeze water into something sharp. It’ll melt and leave no prints..

So I’ve heard 😁

Nimbus · M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Interesting ;)

smiler2012 · 56-60

😆 sounds like you are thinking ahead nimby if the ten hag manager does not work [nimbus]

Nimbus · M

@smiler2012 Nah, it's just in case any Scousers are trying to break in!

Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F

Are you planning something?

Nimbus · M

@Justmeraeagain I plead the 5th ;)

Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F

@NimbusCan you do that over there? 🇬🇧

Nimbus · M

@Justmeraeagain
As an honorary citizen, yes.

At least that is the excuse I will be using ;)

Elessar · 26-30, M

Depends on your murder style. E.g., concussion:

Nimbus · M

@Elessar The very definition of a blunt instrument.

AdaXI · 41-45, T

Rolling pin, LOLZ!

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Nimbus · M

@AdaXI Looks effective.

AdaXI · 41-45, T

@Nimbus Well it's between that and the fruit knife, I mean a lot of dangerous stuff in the kitchen, LOLZ!
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wildbill83 · 36-40, M

pizza cutter would work well too... 🤔

Yulianna · 22-25, F

the gas boiler...

Nimbus · M

@Yulianna Baboom!

Yulianna · 22-25, F

@Nimbus 😂😂😂 there's nothing quite like a good explosion...

Lauren19 · 26-30, F

Garlic press.

Nunatak

Murder?
The oven or stove top.

I imagine turning off the smoke alarms, and starting a fire could do it .
Smoke is silent and deadly to those sleeping.

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

as far as knives, a 10+ inch serrated bread knife would cause more internal damage than a chefs knife... 🤔

Nimbus · M

@wildbill83 Oh my! :)

MrAboo · 36-40, M

A spatula. If any one fook wit me imma gonna flip theys ass faster than a cat in water can swim across a pool

Roadsterrider · 56-60, M

My wife has a marble rolling pin she uses for pie crust. It would make a devastating blunt instrument.

chrisCA · M

A large chefs knife, or a meat cleaver.

Nimbus · M

@chrisCA 👍

chrisCA · M

@Nimbus A weapon in each hand. You could go all out like Mel Gibson in The Patriot.

Nimbus · M

@chrisCA I remember that :)

4meAndyou · F

Well...I DO have a 12" chef's knife...

Nimbus · M

@4meAndyou Not a Gordon Ramsay then? :)

4meAndyou · F

@Nimbus I don't buy his products...but I DO watch every single one of his shows...🤣. SO angry at the January 6th sh!theads for that reason...they disrupted the Master Chef Jr. semi-finals!

Nimbus · M

@4meAndyou Enjoy :)

wildbill83 · 36-40, M

meat tenderizer (hammer style or needle pounder...)

Nimbus · M

@wildbill83 Yes, a subtle but effective weapon.

InHeaven · F

Poisoned food?

Nimbus · M

@InHeaven 👍

TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M

The carving knife.....

Nimbus · M

@TheSirfurryanimalWales Nasty :)

eyeno · M

[b]youz kidding me...Your wifey....,[/b]

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

Saran wrap

Nimbus · M

@MrBrownstone 👍

checkoutanytime · M

Blender?

Nimbus · M

@checkoutanytime Interesting :)

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

Butcher knife

Azlotto · M

Cleaver.

Nimbus · M

@Azlotto Viscous!

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

Fridge. If you drop one on somebody, that's pretty conclusive.

SW-User

Well I have a lot of very sharp knives but I think I'd use a frying pan if I was gonna use anything here to kill someone

Not for efficiency's sake. I just don't like the idea of knifing someone 😬😅

Nimbus · M

@SW-User Me neither but one has to do what one has to do ;)

empanadas · 31-35, M

The Acid under the sink

Nimbus · M

@empanadas Good point.

candycane · 31-35, F

A frozen leg of lamb, hit him over the head then cook it

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AdaXI · 41-45, T

@candycane @Nimbus Until that point in the film we thought they were just cooking that leg of lamb from frozen but next thing 'whack' they're putting that leg of lamb in the fridge to defrost over night and they're cooking your head instead, what a plot twist! 🤯😅
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candycane · 31-35, F

@AdaXI I saw a movie where she killed him with it and they were trying to figure out what killed him as she was cooking it and when done she fed it to the police

AdaXI · 41-45, T

@candycane She's a real chiller killer she had it alll planned out, right down to the finest detail from the very beginning, and she'd of got away with it too if it hadn't been for those meddling kids, lolz!🤣
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