Because id be a millionaire. Id go to Robin and the old doorman dude...id say.. alright guys here are the keys to the cave and the car. Youre it now. See ya! And id fly out in the invisible Airplane I got one night from some chick in a miniskirt.

For the cool car

Same. That would solve a lot of issues.

Both my parents are dead, sooo I'd rather not?

yikes..
i was going to say the isolation and violence.. but you went dark huh?..

Ummm. I just want the gadgets.

For the sweet dance moves.

Who wouldn't want to drive the batmobile?

Im like batman if he’s broke.

I just want Bruce Wayne’s money. I’ll leave the heavy lifting of fighting crime to others.