Why do you wish you were Batman?

My reason: it would mean both of my parents are dead.

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Infamous607 · 51-55, M

Because id be a millionaire. Id go to Robin and the old doorman dude...id say.. alright guys here are the keys to the cave and the car. Youre it now. See ya! And id fly out in the invisible Airplane I got one night from some chick in a miniskirt.