Why do you wish you were Batman?

My reason: it would mean both of my parents are dead.

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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

Both my parents are dead, sooo I'd rather not?

LordBarbossa · 36-40, T

@basilfawlty89 you can have my mom, if you want.

Please?

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

@LordBarbossa thanks. I know you didn't mean it like that. No stress.

LordBarbossa · 36-40, T

@basilfawlty89 yeah, I wouldn't give my mom away like that, unless it's someone I truly despise. She's awful, but atleast I know what to expect (most of the time anyway)

Wouldn't wish that on anyone I don't hate.