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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@wackidywack I'm a Los Angeles 3 and a Chinese restaurant 10.

DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@DownTheStreet I am -married-.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@CountScrofula both of you can get some
sp1dwoOfe221 · 31-35, M
mm mmm moo goo
Play this well, Dave. We're talking a potential life time supply of Chinese food
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M

Ohhhhhhh no. @MsSwan Beat me to it.. 🤣.. I should have known..

@BobbyMoeven
sirweighsalot · 22-25, M
Forget about it. Remember it when you accidentally walk in on a terrible day.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Are you single?
Is she in your age range?
Are you attracted to her too?
Do you have pets?
EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
Angle for some extra spicy mustard, on the house.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
🤔 Are you sure Howyung yulook isn't something from the a la carte menu ?
So the Chinese Restaurants personal trainer?

How far and often does she make them run?
time to give her the sweet and sour pork.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Free egg rolls dude !
Straylight · 31-35, F
Flirt with her. Maybe you’ll get a free desert.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Careful, she might be after your liver!
The cream of sumyung-guy
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
ask if she has Cream of Sum Yung Gai
pride49 · 31-35, M
Must be ur beard. Beards r exotic to asians
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@pride49 Oh boy do I ever.
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
Idk free food?
MethDozer · M
Ask for the Pu-pu
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer Ask her to show you her pu-pu platter.
MethDozer · M
@Straylight okay. Pretend you're her and I am Count.

Ahem " wanna show me your pu-pu on a platter?"
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer That costs extra.
swirlie · F
She was trying to tell you that you had egg foo yung on your face, that's all.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@swirlie reminds me of a joke where the punch line is “oh that’s just mayo”.
swirlie · F
@AthrillatheHunt
Somehow, a punchline looses it's 'punch' when the joke that preceded it is missing from the equation.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@swirlie here’s the cliff notes :
Eskimo women’s car breaks down.
Mechanic tells her to wait at the diner across street while he checks it out. Mentions they have good BLT sandwiches .
Eskimo woman returns to mechanic and asks what does it look like .
Mechanic says “looks like you blew a seal “.
Eskimo woman wipes mouth and says “no it’s just mayo “.

 
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