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The lady who runs the Chinese restaurant has a crush on me

What can I do with this information. She kept talking about how young I look.
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swirlie · F
She was trying to tell you that you had egg foo yung on your face, that's all.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@swirlie reminds me of a joke where the punch line is “oh that’s just mayo”.
swirlie · F
@AthrillatheHunt
Somehow, a punchline looses it's 'punch' when the joke that preceded it is missing from the equation.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@swirlie here’s the cliff notes :
Eskimo women’s car breaks down.
Mechanic tells her to wait at the diner across street while he checks it out. Mentions they have good BLT sandwiches .
Eskimo woman returns to mechanic and asks what does it look like .
Mechanic says “looks like you blew a seal “.
Eskimo woman wipes mouth and says “no it’s just mayo “.