MethDozer · M
Ask for the Pu-pu
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer Ask her to show you her pu-pu platter.
MethDozer · M
Straylight · 31-35, F
@MethDozer That costs extra.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Get some
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@DownTheStreet I am -married-.
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@CountScrofula both of you can get some
sp1dwoOfe221 · 31-35, M
mm mmm moo goo
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
Play this well, Dave. We're talking a potential life time supply of Chinese food
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Free food
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
sirweighsalot · 22-25, M
Forget about it. Remember it when you accidentally walk in on a terrible day.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
Are you single?
Is she in your age range?
Are you attracted to her too?
Do you have pets?
Is she in your age range?
Are you attracted to her too?
Do you have pets?
EndlessHorizon · 46-50, M
Angle for some extra spicy mustard, on the house.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
🤔 Are you sure Howyung yulook isn't something from the a la carte menu ?
So the Chinese Restaurants personal trainer?
How far and often does she make them run?
How far and often does she make them run?
time to give her the sweet and sour pork.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
Free egg rolls dude !
Straylight · 31-35, F
Flirt with her. Maybe you’ll get a free desert.
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Careful, she might be after your liver!
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
The cream of sumyung-guy
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
ask if she has Cream of Sum Yung Gai
pride49 · 31-35, M
Must be ur beard. Beards r exotic to asians
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@pride49 Oh boy do I ever.
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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@wackidywack I'm a Los Angeles 3 and a Chinese restaurant 10.
Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M
Idk free food?
swirlie · F
She was trying to tell you that you had egg foo yung on your face, that's all.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@swirlie reminds me of a joke where the punch line is “oh that’s just mayo”.
swirlie · F
@AthrillatheHunt
Somehow, a punchline looses it's 'punch' when the joke that preceded it is missing from the equation.
Somehow, a punchline looses it's 'punch' when the joke that preceded it is missing from the equation.
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@swirlie here’s the cliff notes :
Eskimo women’s car breaks down.
Mechanic tells her to wait at the diner across street while he checks it out. Mentions they have good BLT sandwiches .
Eskimo woman returns to mechanic and asks what does it look like .
Mechanic says “looks like you blew a seal “.
Eskimo woman wipes mouth and says “no it’s just mayo “.
Eskimo women’s car breaks down.
Mechanic tells her to wait at the diner across street while he checks it out. Mentions they have good BLT sandwiches .
Eskimo woman returns to mechanic and asks what does it look like .
Mechanic says “looks like you blew a seal “.
Eskimo woman wipes mouth and says “no it’s just mayo “.