What is your mating ritual?

A mournful echo in the valley of celibacy 😆

Cave woman style. I grab his penis and lead it to bed.

I take off all my clothes. It signals my conquest that I am ready to be defiled.

Just breathing seems to do it. 🙄

We both stop in our tracks at first sight. Without showing emotion (as to not scare away the mate) or breaking eye contact we present ourselves. If one another takes a liking, we slowly begin to move into a tap dance, dance off that ends with a twirl and a kiss. If the dance is good enough you get the kiss and are married for life. If you get a hand in the face you must produce a vial of tears caused by nipple twists of the mate who produced the hand in the face. These tears are then traded for peacock feathers from a hermit in the forrest wich have high status value.

24/7 365...the flirt is on. Either it's my husband or it's me, or it's both of us...but somebody is always wanting the other.

We get into bed naked and take it in turns to do u-turns under the sheets

air humping motions whilst blowing kisses...

I don't have one.

Mating?

Women find flashing irresistible.

Go outside and howl at the moon

I forget! Long time ago now.

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Mating ritual? Shoot mine has been extinct for quite a while. No women want a person like me.

huh? Humans don't do that or do we? Did i miss another life lesson bus?

I wash my hands.


Before AND after.

I make penguin noises