@Cassieee Not at all. 🙂

@Cassieee
A shopping cart 😓

@mindstruggle I’ll shimmy up to the top so you can reach me

@itsok
Not me imagining it 😂 super cute!

@mindstruggle Your hands are tiny

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether
You were the inside of a tennis ball.

@Straylight
Okay this gotta be special.

Past life: A shopping cart with one bad wheel. Future life: A folding chair at a family reunion.

@Captainjackass
You were an HDMI cable.

@mindstruggle sweet I helped people watch tv.

@Notladylike
A receipt from nowhere. 😌

@HijabaDabbaDoo
A suspiciously warm spoon. 🤨

@GoFish
A molecule of Sprite

@mindstruggle oh good i love sprite 😅

@mindstruggle you casualñy "forgot" ma'am

As if my diet isn't on everyone's mind all the time!😤😤

@greensnacks
That's why you're a vegetarian now cause you want to forget your past 😓

It's gonna on my mind now! 🫡

@mindstruggle it's my past sweaty meatballs sins. 😖😖

@idontcareok
A public bench

@FreestyleArt
You were a breadcrumb

@mindstruggle AWESOME!!!

@4thdimensiondream
A small horse

@mindstruggle neigh

@StygianKohlrabi
You were one tile in a Home Depot.

@mindstruggle you were the contractor who bought it

@StygianKohlrabi
Dayumn right!

@SeasonedTemptation
You were an elevator button.

@Nightwings
You were that mystery smell in the fridge. 😩

@Boeing You puked a rainbow?

@Boeing
You were a slimy lettuce 😓

@CountScrofula
The second slice of loaf bread

@MommaBear
Cursed rotisserie chicken.

@WolfGirlwh0r3
You're a brown banana

@mindstruggle 😂 at least he didnt have to hear short jokes

@mindstruggle My turn

@WillaKissing
You were a speed bump

@mindstruggle Yeah, a speed bump of life.

@mindstruggle The one with the pube on it? 😧

@ostfuidctyvm
An SW dude's pube

@mindstruggle
Damn thats some serious condemnation.

@Bexsy
Bubble wrap 😌

@mindstruggle makes sense honestly 😂

@0uijaFinger
Queen... but your kingdom is Walmart

@backnforth
Gas station hot dog. 💕

@mindstruggle i knew there was a reason I felt connected to convenience stores

@FloorGenAdm
One ravioli

@mindstruggle One is none and two is one.

@Popobandar4
Yes! A cute one

@Adroneandastrain
You were a random pickle on the floor

@mindstruggle Good times those days were, no one stepped on me, always went around, like nice people ....;)

@Zaphod42
Wet sock

@BlueVeins
You were an emotional support forklift.

@cherny
Nooooo! 😠

@mindstruggle I'm kidding...kind of lol

@cherny
I know but still!!

@BluntSm0ker
A traffic cone

@tenente
You were the noise Crocs make on wet tile.

@MsSwan
Elevator music 😌

@Degbeme
You were a Home Depot skeleton in July.

@mindstruggle

@AllycatAD
a napkin folded incorrectly.

@Ferric67
You were one lonely mozzarella shred.

@JRVanguard
You were the elevator air

@empanadas
You were once a raisin

@candycane
You were an expired coupon.

@mindstruggle An expired candy cane is almost always safe to eat. Because they are almost entirely sugar—a natural preservative—they rarely spoil in a way that makes you sick✌