"I hope to arrive at my death late, in love, and a little drunk"

[i]When i was in a sober mood i'd worry; work and think.[/i]
[i]When i was in a drunken mood i'd gamble; fight and drink.[/i]
[i]And now my moods are over and my time has come to pass.[/i]
[i]Please note i'm buried upside-down so the world can kiss my 🤬[/i]

I'll be back!

Stay away. Will rise from the grave every Saturday night.

She lived life to the full 🙂🙂

They thought I`d never leave.

Told you I was sick

I died and so will all of you sooner than later

Died fighting Thanos ✊

I told you I was sick!😠

J/k...just my name and yada yada stuff

A final song, a last request
A perfect chapter laid to rest

I’m not going to have a headstone.

I came, I saw, I buggered off 😂😂😂😂

I don't want a headstone. I want a bench donated somewhere, preferably on a path that needs one with a [In memory of '[u]____[/u]'.] I want my ashes spread at the lake.

Not at all. In fact, it's a great first post 👏
My headstone? Hmmm....how about:
"Well, he had a good run and now he's done!" 😆

If I was going to have a headstone it would read " My body lies ....but still I roam."

But I will be cremated so no need for a headstone.

Why did cerii murder me 😱

Headstones do not talk yet. Mine will have chiselled words.

"Well, this sucks!" with a huge smiley face emoji

Yes! I have tried turning it off and then on again.

I’ll wake up in a minute

Died, January 23, 2341

I knew this would happen

Best Before [date]

“Finally”

I don't intend to use one, but as such postmortem decisions are usually made by other people, I doubt I will have much say in the matter

🤔.......I won't have a head stone........I'm getting cremated and then my ashes spread at a few locations........

Do not let your dogs urinate against this headstone or I will reach up and rip that muthafuckers nuts off

[i][center]Furnished Room available.
Free parking.
Pet friendly.
Enquire within.[/center][/i]

just my name and years of life. maybe my kids names on it - like mother of so and so

Ashes will be scattered in my case. I don't want someone going to look after my grave

No one would pay for a headstone for me

I want a log e spiral on it and a note saying 'ha! suck it, Bernoulli’

I don't imagine I will have one.
Gone and soon forgotten.

Not sure I want a headstone. Or for anyone to find my body to bury it.

Somewhere there’s a man looking for this headstone.

Not much of a headstone. Just right for not much of a person.

Those who love me love me well. Those who don't can hell

He's not here... he was composted...

You MIGHT have eaten him by accident...

" You got the wrong one..this bish is cremated "

He died doing what he loved…
Hookers and coke

I don't want a headstone just throw me from a cliff.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

"Finally I get to serve someone who is not an azzhole."

Don't tap the tomb stone! The body will be spooked!

Hmm! I think I'll leave my epitaph to my survivors

None. I don’t wanna be remembered, really.

"As you are now, I once was. As I am now, so you will be."