What would you like your headstone to say when you die

"I hope to arrive at my death late, in love, and a little drunk"

I'll be back!

They thought I`d never leave.

She lived life to the full 🙂🙂

Told you I was sick

Stay away. Will rise from the grave every Saturday night.

A final song, a last request
A perfect chapter laid to rest

I’m not going to have a headstone.

I told you I was sick!😠

J/k...just my name and yada yada stuff

I don't want a headstone. I want a bench donated somewhere, preferably on a path that needs one with a [In memory of '____'.] I want my ashes spread at the lake.

Not at all. In fact, it's a great first post 👏
My headstone? Hmmm....how about:
"Well, he had a good run and now he's done!" 😆

Died fighting Thanos ✊

I came, I saw, I buggered off 😂😂😂😂

Here lies an old truck driver but no one knows his name

Yes! I have tried turning it off and then on again.

Headstones do not talk yet. Mine will have chiselled words.

Best Before [date]

I knew this would happen

“Finally”

Died, January 23, 2341

I’ll wake up in a minute

If I was going to have a headstone it would read " My body lies ....but still I roam."

But I will be cremated so no need for a headstone.

I don't intend to use one, but as such postmortem decisions are usually made by other people, I doubt I will have much say in the matter

just my name and years of life. maybe my kids names on it - like mother of so and so

I don't imagine I will have one.
Gone and soon forgotten.

"As you are now, I once was. As I am now, so you will be."

None. I don’t wanna be remembered, really.

Somewhere there’s a man looking for this headstone.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

''i tried'' would be suitable.

Not much of a headstone. Just right for not much of a person.

His last words were " Hold my beer"

He was cooler than he thought he was.

Hmm! I think I'll leave my epitaph to my survivors

So that was it then.

“Did you bring coffee?”

Look Out Below!

Beware Of Land Mines

Finally escaped.

No one would pay for a headstone for me

They spelt my name wrong

Won't have any headstones

Why did cerii murder me 😱

Don't tap the tomb stone! The body will be spooked!

Ashes will be scattered in my case. I don't want someone going to look after my grave

empty. unknown

Here Lies Betty Brown