What happens when you're in your mid-life crisis

I understand this. But I would never but money to buy a boat. You can do alot of things.

Affair

I got a new job and a new partner and a new house

Do you have enough for good synthesizer? Hours of fun. Or a bass guitar.

Selfies on SW
Or so I've heard

Pool boy

Tattoo?

I was 35 for my midlife crisis and had little money. I took my wife to a hotel in Galveston for two days of sun and sex.

Ink yourself a tattoo

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Hair dye?

Put out to a guy who has all of those things. You have the fun.....he buys them and insures them, pays the taxes on them and maintains them. Win win for you.

Never owned a boat because I know I`d sink it, motorcycle because I know I`d kill myself, sports car because I`d have to sell it to pay the fines. 😬 I made do with what I had.

I took a belly-dancing class.

Change your hair style :)

By a skateboard.

Statistics seem to indicate a lot of people in this situation .. blow up their marriage ..

😎😂

50 is the new 40 so I think most mid-life crises start then.

Over-priced juice smoothies and fancy coffee drinks. 🥤

Take the afternoon off and go out for lunch to someplace you really like. I usually watch a video on my phone and just relax.

Bag the bag boy 😎

Become absorbed in exercise and teeth whitening.

Find a old man with a boat

Have affairs, act childish and seek validation?

Get out of your comfort zone

You’d take out a heloc lmao

You get a well hung young man with a boat, a motorcycle or a sportscar.

Go to the spa and get a makeover

Sex. Let him provide the boat, motorcycle, sports car, restaurants, hotels, travel, jewelry, etc.

Stop being a little boy and grow up