Do you clean up when you're expecting visitors over?

Nah, I wait for them to arrive so they can do it.

Nah, I take a dump on the doorstep and hope they go away rather than come in.

Since I live in a cardboard box I just dump it into a trash can and all clean now 😌

Yes, whenever my wife has invited friends over, I am required to clean up both before and after they come. Bathrooms, steam mop / vacuum floors, and kitchen counters and dusting are my main tasks.

I shove a few things into rooms that they won't visit. I might do a bit of cursory vacuuming.

The visitor traps? Yes.

my place is always clean

Well yeah 😬

I do housework every 3 months whether it needs it ornot

A little, but I rarely get visitors.

Of course

No visitors come here 😌

Yes.

Yes

Oh hell yea of F don't even remind me I have a lot to clean

yes 🤔 hate taking down my blanket fort 😒