Yes.

Yes.

I stole a tube of lipstick from Kmart when I was in grade 9. Was given a Lifetime ban from Kmart

No, the law has been in troubles with me

/jk

Stopped and voluntarily went to a police station while they worked out that the 'stolen' car I was in wasn't stolen. All down to inefficiency in the Met Police not removing a note on the computer when the car was found having been reported stolen. Nice afternoon after a shock at the Stop Procedure,(I was a passenger.) with plenty of free tea and friendly chat as they puzzled over why a doctor and a teacher would be in a stolen vehicle.

I've been in trouble with the in laws. Does that count?

"I turned 21 in prison doin' life without parole. No one could steer me right but Mama tried."

Yes, not that the law knows about it.

Yes.
Speeding fine 🤷‍♂

No I've gotten away with all my crimes so far

No. I've worked in a prison, I don't want to go back

Since the day I was born

Had a few run ins when I was younger.

Trouble? Yes. With the law? No.

Yeah i didn't know you weren’t allowed to burn your husband’s car after he leaves you 😅 who knew? He said go ahead.. guess he didn't believe it

Drink driving in 1986

I robbed a bank.

No I haven't

Speeding - 69mph in a 50mph 🙄

Once or twice..

Nope, I am very boring

No, but that's just because I never got caught. I dealt a little weed back in the day.

Section 10 ( In some cases (such as a Section 10 dismissal), a bond is used to dismiss the charge entirely without recording a criminal conviction )

I knocked a dud out that was attacking a girl

No,never.

Never. And never will be. It's so easy to be in compliance. And it doesn't take anything away from my life.

Only while driving.

Not officially

Yes

Only speeding..... a few times

Yes

Sort of

Yep 😁

No

No.

No.

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