I was between the ages of 18 & 20. Me and my friends would get drunk and steal cars go for joy ride. Then take them back to where we found them.

Cars are easy to steal. I hear they are even easier now with the computers in them I saw on YouTube

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I don’t steal stuff.. i did when i was 9 but i stopped and paid the stuff back when i was 14

I did get super good deals on ebay which could be considered steals tho .. i actually feel bad about one buy 😬 it was a long time ago tho

My dad and I stole a Christmas tree once.

For context, we went down to Steve's Market, a little corner store in Oregon City where the prices weren't always great but it was family owned, so everybody went there. They had a bunch of trees in the parking lot for sale, and dad and I stopped there. Nobody was out in the parking lot doing sales, and it didn't occur to either of us to go inside to find out what was going on. We waited out by the sign for what felt like an hour, but I couldn't say for sure. Eventually, dad told me to open the back of the car, and we put one in and drove off, feeling like criminals.

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Styrofoam packing boxes for transporting fish. Me and my cousins used to steal them from the fish factories and use em for boats when we were little.

Some extra sleep when I overslept from work no reason to rush I am already late!

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@ShepherdBard's wallet.

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A little bottle of paint . I was around 8. Mom made me take it back. I never stole again

Software 😶

I don't do that anymore tho

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about 20 tvs where i worked

Toothbrush

A set of handcuffs off a policeman 😁

A whole cigarette machine