Things You Can Say While Playing Golf But Not To Your Partner

Which hole do we start with?

Mind if I take a couple of practice strokes?

When you’re in the rough you know the holes not far away!

The front was really wet the back was a little muddy..

It's really dry this time of year.

jesus christ, i didn't think i was ever going to get in the hole.

It would have gone in if the hole was bigger.

Change your grip

I need to clean my balls

Damnit, I’m in the rough!

You got it in the wrong hole! (Sorry if this doesn't make sense LOL I'm a virgin SORRY)