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DareDevil

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I Am Not Politically Correct

Why did the magazine company go out of business?

They had too many issues.

Food prices are so high I'm getting off-brand versions of everything

Give me the Lieutenant Crunch cereal for all I care

What Did The Bread Say To The Baker?

This Is My Tan Lines

Do Not Be Misled

Never Trust Trees

They seem shady

What Is Your Favorite Seinfeld Episode?

Or can you narrow it down to just one?

I’ve Started Saying Mucho To My Mexican Friends

It means a lot to them

Why Are Pirates Called Pirates?

I don’t know, they just arrrrrr

What’s Your Favorite

Poll (37) See Poll Options

I Finally Got 8 hours Of Sleep

It only took 3 nights

What Did The Duck Say When The Waiter Gave Him The Check

Put it on my bill

What Have You Done For A Klondike Bar?

Alligators can live up to 100 years

Which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later

That Didn’t Work Out Well

I Just Saw 2 Snails Fighting

They were really slugging it out.

Did You Hear About The 2 Guys That Stole A Calendar?

That each got 6 months

Did You Hear About The Big Lego Sale?

People were lined up for blocks.

No More Gummies For Me

I just stood at my front door for 10 minutes waving at my neighbor before I realized she was cleaning her windows.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess

But it was no match for me at kickboxing

Never Date A Tennis Player

Love means nothing to them

I Saw An Old Cowboy Movie About A Hotel

It was the Best Western I’ve ever seen

Want To Get Back On Your Feet?

Miss 2 car payments

Anything For The Arts

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