I was shocked to read in the papers today that a dwarf had been pickpocketed

Was it Bardy? Did they also steal his Lamborghini?

Police are looking - According to you and your family, we’re looking for a six foot seven inch dwarf, aged between 15 and 50, white male with oriental features who's as black as Newgates Knocker. Oh yeah, and he wears a deaf aid.

They suspect a psychic little person committed the crime and is on the run. So be on the lookout for a small medium at large.