The fact that lesbians use dildos is proof that God created a patriarchal universe.Lesbians use dildos. This is natures way of telling thots that even if you reject men, penis will always rule you. ๐
A guy goes to confession one day...A guy goes to confession one day, and says to the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I blew bubbles in the park." The priest, not knowing what possible rule this could have been violating, but nevertheless knowing that this man felt...See More ยป
Lights were finally on... ๐ฒ๐ A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue....See More ยป
She might be your sister... Son: Dad! I think I am in love with Sarah, our neighbors daughter. I want to ask her to be my girlfriend. Father: I'm sorry son but this might not be possible. Sarah might be your sister. Please don't tell your mom. Later, Son: Dad! Dad! I met an...See More ยป
Two Friends graduate together from a college. One of them becomes a businessman and the other becomes a forest officerAfter a few years, the forest officer (FO) invites the businessman(BM) to visit him in the jungles of which he was incharge. The BM agrees at once and arrives at the forest within a week. They talk about old days and everything and then the FO takes...See More ยป
What Did One Lesbian Frog Say To The Other Lesbian Frog?They're right! We DO taste like chicken. ๐คญ
I Like Naughty JokesOne more time.. ๐ A cruise ship has raided, all crews and the captain are male and they were arrested for weeks. One day the cruise captain complaint to the pirates. Captain : I've been held here for a long time, I need a woman. Pirates : You can...See More ยป
I Like Naughty JokesYes.. time for naughty jokes ๐ On a visit to a cattle farm, a couple of husband and wife get an explanation that the cows that raised there were healthy and strong. Guides : look at this Sir, this bull is very strong, in a day he can having sex up...See More ยป
I Love Naughty JokesHis tongue explored the hole, probing deeper and deeper until she just couldn't take it any more. 'Would you just eat your donut already?!?'