The fact that lesbians use dildos is proof that God created a patriarchal universe.Lesbians use dildos. This is natures way of telling thots that even if you reject men, penis will always rule you. 😎
A guy goes to confession one day...A guy goes to confession one day, and says to the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I blew bubbles in the park." The priest, not knowing what possible rule this could have been violating, but nevertheless knowing that this man felt... See More »
Lights were finally on... 😲😃A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue.... See More » (1)
She might be your sister...Son: Dad! I think I am in love with Sarah, our neighbors daughter. I want to ask her to be my girlfriend. Father: I'm sorry son but this might not be possible. Sarah might be your sister. Please don't tell your mom. Later, Son: Dad! Dad! I met an... See More » (1)
