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IF a drop of semon has more lives than a drop of blood... why doesnt Dracula suck di€k?

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being · 36-40, F
He just prefer the female fruits, period. Like we too, most of the fruit trees we're having are female trees and weed too..
Matt85 · 36-40, M
WHAT THE ACTUAL
VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M
Whats your problem
I’m pretty sure the twilight vampires do 🤓
pride49 · 31-35, M
Japrost · 41-45, M
Maybe he did
SW-User
Question to ponder lol
John679 · M
Wait what?
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Dracula 🧛‍♀️ is not gay
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vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Semen helps create life blood sustains life
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
That's sick
UnderTheBridge · 51-55, M
he tend to bite it off so he gave up and just suck blood instead
Crazychick · 36-40, F
What the heck is semon? Is it semen-flavoured lemon, or lemon-flavoured semen? 🤔
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AngelKrish · 26-30, M
He preservs dick for female vampires lol
StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M
only when he's working in porn
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
There was a book I read about 10 years ago that addressed that. Not so much the lives, but the amount of protein. The author's name was Poppy Z. Brite, and the outcome was that the vampires in the story were gay. Not saying there's anything wrong with that, but I think perhaps that's why certain mainstream authors avoid the subject.
Jimbo7 · M
None of the Vampires I have known would suck a cock
Japrost · 41-45, M
Blood flow go to dick so he suck it
He would if it was Andy.

 
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