All men talk about how well did they beat the heck out of that other guy

They eat the corpse of their vanquished foe

Best guy is the one who stayed out of the fight!

I haven’t been in a proper fight since school. And to begin with I got the stuffing knocked out of me, but every scrap was a lesson learned. I’m confident I can take care of myself while being able to avoid the need to with sensible actions.

I must admit I have never met any braggard boasting about beating anyone else up...

Obviously I move in the wrong circles and wrong places.

And am glad I do.

The amount of people who walk into Walmart aren't the same as the amount of people who walk out. But hey, at least the meats cheap.

Guys lie a lot. False bragging is very common. It was ever thus, "I beat that giant cave bear with one hand, har har."

They have to lick their wounds somewhere...

The other guy is their meat bro.

I've never beat the hell out of anyone, nor have I been beaten the hell out of. I haven't been in any kind of physical altercation.

They're all too embarrassed to admit it.