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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Ok, fine. Navigation is out, but that’s ok because the engines are dead. The right wing is on fire, and the landing gear is non-responsive. The radio is working, but seems to only pick up Japanese pop radio.

On the bright side, we did find another box of Cheetos, if you still want a bag…?
icedsky · 51-55, M
Ok..You'll be just fine. Its not all that abnormal to grow a 3rd nipple. It's not common but not unheard of. Only difference is where yours is growing. Typically not on the forehead like yours.. You do have a couple choices. Could grow your hair out to cover it up or have it surgically removed.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@icedsky just stop flicking it 😒
icedsky · 51-55, M
@ShepherdBard I was just getting it ready for the surgical channel locks..
Lostpoet · M
I'll pray for you 🙏🏻
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Lostpoet hallelujah
Lostpoet · M
@ShepherdBard 😌 that's the spirit
Matt85 · 36-40, M
Okay: 🥃
This ones on the house.
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
Just a sec


🙄

Best i can do.
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
@ShepherdBard

What..

I am using one of these at the moment..

ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@BobbyMoeven you’ll be ripped in no time
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
@ShepherdBard

Wonderful for digesting meals too.
goliathtree · 56-60, M
Ok...but I told you before...no reacharounds.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@goliathtree I know I know, that costs extra 🙄
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@ShepherdBard Loose but not easy, cheap but not free.
HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45
I'm taller than you...
HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45
@ShepherdBard Nah... I got a bigger coin collection than you, too...
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@HootyTheNightOwl I hid your collection
HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45
@ShepherdBard Nonsense, STBX already did that for you - and now I can't get to them.
YoMomma ·
It’s just water 😳
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@YoMomma it was spiked
YoMomma ·
@ShepherdBard oh 😳
IUsedToBeHere · 26-30, MNew
Give me something and I'll give it back to you straight
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@IUsedToBeHere *gives you bent crowbar*
IUsedToBeHere · 26-30, MNew
@ShepherdBard *Flirts with and propositions crowbar*
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@IUsedToBeHere not bad
Ok you ask for it . Grow up!! Jk lol
You're a straight up lil guy
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@DrScissorhands maybe you’re just a straight up giant ✋
@ShepherdBard
My giant sized view of you
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@DrScissorhands that’s how you view Shaq
BillyMack · 46-50, M
That picture looks crooked.
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@BillyMack it’s part of the art
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle you wanna post it and say I’m a worm 😒
@ShepherdBard
No 😒
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle 🙄🙄🙄
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo I want one of those hats
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
*throws rabid monkey at you*
ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@Captainjackass how’d you interpret that as what I meant 😒
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard it was the code phrase we agreed on 🙄.
HootyTheNightOwl · 41-45
@Thevy29 Are you eating @mindstruggle??? 😱😱😱
@HootyTheNightOwl
I probably taste good.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M
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