4meAndyou · F
He said, "People like you live forever", and he said it in this really disappointed tone of voice...like he wished I wouldn't.
HappyHobbiest · 56-60, F
Well, it wasn't to me, but to my Husband. He was having a flare of diverticulitis, but we didn't know it yet. So, the doctor told my Husband he wanted him to take Prilosec for the stomach pain. My Husband told him he was worried about getting dementia from it because that is a side effect. The doctor told him. "Oh, well, you won't remember it anyway."😦
James57 · 61-69, M
After a locum I hadn't seen before did a lung function test, I was asked how long I had been smoking for.
When I said I had never smoked, he said "if you can't tell the truth, I can't help you"
I was so shocked I couldn't reply.
When I said I had never smoked, he said "if you can't tell the truth, I can't help you"
I was so shocked I couldn't reply.
exexec · 70-79, C
In college, I destroyed my knee, completely tearing the ACL, MCL, and medial meniscus, but I could still walk and even run with minor pain. The doctor was shocked when he opened my knee to repair what he thought was one simple tear. He told me it was impossible for me to run or even walk without excruciating pain. He never believed I was playing basketball the day before the surgery.
meggie · F
When I was about 13 and visited him for mild eczema on my hands mostly, he told me to strip off to my waist and lay on the bed. I refused and never went back there.
Tumbleweed · F
My doctor is actually on point, he's the best!!!
bijouxbroussard · F
My doctor said I always had really beautiful underwear and wanted to know where I bought it.
This was a female doctor to whom I’d been going for awhile. 😊
This was a female doctor to whom I’d been going for awhile. 😊
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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
When I was 14 I had a female nurse tell me I had nice abs while she lightly stroked them. Then she told me I must get a lot of girls. In the moment I was kinda flattered but after walking away I thought about how weird it was. She had to be like 10 years older than me
WanderlustCat · 36-40, M
“Your almost normal.”
WormMan · 56-60, M
Bend over, you may feel a little pressure, here's a tissue 😂
You older guys know what I'm talking about.
You older guys know what I'm talking about.
alongalone · M
She said 'we'll try to keep you alive a few more years"
Kiesel · 56-60, M
When he said “ whoops” during my vasectomy procedure
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
"Do you mind if I take some pictures?"
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
It's true, and he did, I think I am in textbooks somewhere for the worst cases of poison ivy possible.
Katie01 · F
I was asked if I was sexually active when I was 12
hunkalove · 70-79, M
She wanted to check my prostate. I told her she would have to say she loved me first. She didn't even smile.
SilentObZerver · 26-30, M
"Too big for a young man like you"
Hmmm!
Hmmm!
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
She... Oh he is not a pervert. He is telling the truth.
Punxi · F
Are those Agent Provacateur?
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Did you shave because you were coming here?
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
I got asked if I had anal sex before giving blood.
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@PatientlyWaiting25 that's actually normal. They first ask you "have you had any new sexual partners or multiple sexual partners in the last 3 months?" & If you say yes, it's mandatory that they ask the uncomfortable follow-up question about anal sex 😂 if you say no then they don't ask. When they asked me, the lady apologized & said she hates asking but she explained why they have to ask.
Apparently since anal sex carries a high risk of transmitting HIV, it disqualifies you from donating.
Apparently since anal sex carries a high risk of transmitting HIV, it disqualifies you from donating.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
@ChiefJustWalks I was married with no new partners and still got asked lol
H1raeth · 36-40, M
Nothing, they're pretty straight forward.
JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
"You are not out of the woods yet."
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Am I dying?
...I obviously survived.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Am I dying?
...I obviously survived.
AbstractWave · 61-69, M
Wow you have a tight little prostate (believe me he found it)
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@AbstractWave And having done so, found it was healthy, I trust!
AbstractWave · 61-69, M
@ArishMell yes he did and I was very grateful!
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@AbstractWave Excellent! We gentlemen of bus-pass age have to be careful.....
FlowersInHerHair · 51-55, F
If you just marry someone and have a baby you’re uterine tumors will go away.
Koggg · M
Duckter say kog dont hit kog head with rock. Kog need for sleep. Kog prove. Hit duckter head. Boom. Sleep. Kog win
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