Hmm, let's see. The soil is toxic to organic life. There's no magnetic field, so deadly levels of radiation shower the planet at all times. The gravity is low enough to be awkward. The atmosphere is barely a trace.

Sounds good! When do we blast off?

Nope but I have several people I’d love to see go.

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids.. in fact it’s cold as hell - Bowie

No! Mars is a very hostile environment for Earth life; can't breathe the air, can't grow food, only 1% of Earth atmosphere, no magnetic field to protect against radiation, very cold temps. Takes six months to get there.

No. I refuse to contribute to the costly and idiotic dream of manned space travel.

Absolutely not! The several months long journey to Mars, plus the stay on a hostile planet would kill me. I wouldn't have to worry about the journey home.

Only if I knew David Bowie was there, and he'd be doing concerts every Saturday.

I've already seen that movie and it doesn't end well 😬

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What does Mars have that Earth doesn't?

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids..

if I were 30 years younger, maybe.

I don't think I would.

No

living in mars is stupid and pointless , there's nothing there, moreover its very cold i think -70 degrees Celsius

No, because Elon Musk will have got there first and turned it into a colony for white supremacists 😞

I have absolutely no reason to do that

YES!