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The day of reckoning is close. 5G and the vaccinations are a sign but Armageddon will soon be upon us, as prophesied there shall be much gnashing of

teats, there will be the sound of crumpets, the 4 Norsemen will roam the universe and will utter 'cry havoc and release the frogs of war!'

Is there anything we can do to save ourselves?
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F Best Comment
We could eat the legs of the frogs of war, that'll stop em in their tracks...
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
@AntisocialTroll Thank you for best comment.

TrashCat · M
Laugh you heathens but I have my faith in Jesus and the 12 opossums
If you think it’s all a conspiracy.. that’s fine.
But I’d be avoiding 5G towers and big cities and large crowds for the foreseeable future 🤓

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout who wants scrambled eggs? Oh don't worry it's not green. It's pink c:
ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 51-55, M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Fool! You repeat the lies of Gangleslotte! Repent now, and make your peace with Farblesnozz!
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
Give the Four Norsemen plenty of mead to go with their crumpets and then they will fall asleep in the corner rather than disturbing the frogs 🐸🐸
Scribbles · 31-35, F
Wait, gnashing of teats? 🤣
The sound of crumpets? 😂
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
@Scribbles You forgot the Frogs 🐸🐸🐸 of War.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Kneel down and worship the flying spaghetti monster before it is too late.
Norm Crosby couldn't have said it better 😆
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@TentmakerJohn I shall research this fellow.
Nimbus · M
Happy Christmas to you too ;)
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Nimbus And you, when it comes obviously.
bookerdana · M
@AndysAttic IF it comes😩
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
This is a troubling development. I fear the earth may be lost. I would say that escape to our moon is an option but, due to universal warming, this is an unsavory option as the cheese that makes up our moon has been melting, as evidenced by the various craters that deform it's surface.
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@TrunkZ Sir, you have been fooled, the moon is not made of cheese, it just looks like that so that the shape shifting lizards that live inside it can tempt us to land there....a bit like a Venus fly trap.
TrunkZ · 56-60, M
@AndysAttic Sadly, there seems to be photographic evidence which NASA later attempted to discredit by claiming it was an April Fools joke. You, of all people however, know how much this entity can be trusted.

Magenta · F
No, absolutely nothing we can do.
bookerdana · M

I have this over my bed😀
Convivial · 26-30, F
There comes a time in every person's life when it is time to bend down, place your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye...
ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 51-55, M
Yes! We must quickly make our peace with Lord Farblesnozz!
Convivial · 26-30, F
Is that the same Four horsemen of the Acropolis?
akindheart · 61-69, F
teats huh???and oh yeah crumpets...
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
After that recent 5G calibration test, things are much better.
How do teats gnash, exactly?
The images in my head are disturbing.
ginnyfromtheblock · 22-25, F
gnashing of TEATS?
AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@ginnyfromtheblock Yes, it is in the scriptures or something.
Evidently we must get on our knees humbly and spread butter and mead to the masses till we croak.

So.......brunch anybody ?
More gnashing of teats ?
That just sounds painful beyond all reckoning.
sciguy18 · M
@bijouxbroussard You usually have to pay extra for that...🤣
goliathtree · 56-60, M
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Am I finally going to achieve 5G activation?

I have been waiting since my first Covid shot.
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AndysAttic · 56-60, M
@Baslomina Does it indeed.

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