The day of reckoning is close. 5G and the vaccinations are a sign but Armageddon will soon be upon us, as prophesied there shall be much gnashing of

We could eat the legs of the frogs of war, that'll stop em in their tracks...

Laugh you heathens but I have my faith in Jesus and the 12 opossums

If you think it’s all a conspiracy.. that’s fine.
But I’d be avoiding 5G towers and big cities and large crowds for the foreseeable future 🤓

This is a troubling development. I fear the earth may be lost. I would say that escape to our moon is an option but, due to universal warming, this is an unsavory option as the cheese that makes up our moon has been melting, as evidenced by the various craters that deform it's surface.

Norm Crosby couldn't have said it better 😆

Happy Christmas to you too ;)

Give the Four Norsemen plenty of mead to go with their crumpets and then they will fall asleep in the corner rather than disturbing the frogs 🐸🐸

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No, absolutely nothing we can do.

ONLY


I have this over my bed😀

Kneel down and worship the flying spaghetti monster before it is too late.

Is that the same Four horsemen of the Acropolis?

Wait, gnashing of teats? 🤣
The sound of crumpets? 😂

After that recent 5G calibration test, things are much better.

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teats huh???and oh yeah crumpets...

Evidently we must get on our knees humbly and spread butter and mead to the masses till we croak.

So.......brunch anybody ?

How do teats gnash, exactly?
The images in my head are disturbing.

Am I finally going to achieve 5G activation?

I have been waiting since my first Covid shot.

gnashing of TEATS?

More gnashing of teats ?
That just sounds painful beyond all reckoning.

There comes a time in every person's life when it is time to bend down, place your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye...

Yes! We must quickly make our peace with Lord Farblesnozz!