The day of reckoning is close. 5G and the vaccinations are a sign but Armageddon will soon be upon us, as prophesied there shall be much gnashing of

teats, there will be the sound of crumpets, the 4 Norsemen will roam the universe and will utter 'cry havoc and release the frogs of war!'

Is there anything we can do to save ourselves?

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TrunkZ · 56-60, M

This is a troubling development. I fear the earth may be lost. I would say that escape to our moon is an option but, due to universal warming, this is an unsavory option as the cheese that makes up our moon has been melting, as evidenced by the various craters that deform it's surface.

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@TrunkZ Sir, you have been fooled, the moon is not made of cheese, it just looks like that so that the shape shifting lizards that live inside it can tempt us to land there....a bit like a Venus fly trap.

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

@AndysAttic Sadly, there seems to be photographic evidence which NASA later attempted to discredit by claiming it was an April Fools joke. You, of all people however, know how much this entity can be trusted.