Ladies and gentlemen. What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up and found that your body had changed gender...?

Scratch my balls.

Shave off the moustache and beard.

I'd be down on the docks waiting for the fleet to come in.

I would witness the majestic mountain

That’s exactly what happened in Orlando. He goes to sleep and wakes up a week later as a woman. She is a little surprised and quite pleased, and continues with her life.

(For those at the back of the class I’m referring to the 1928 book by Virginia Woolf, not some place in Florida.)

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Hope I had a good body better than my old one

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Press my boobies and not look at my vagina, because id be grossed out.

Post and share pics of ether my new dick..........or that it was missing.......on SW.

Drive Hot Wheels cars over my boobs for hours.

Masterbate, obviously

Play with my breasts.

Not gonna lie........... I'm squeezin my boobs.

Onlyfans.

That is rather stupid as things like that do not happen unless a crazed liberal or LGBT (they all are) somehow drugged me and changed my genitalia but I would still be the same gender as they could not change the internals.

So in other words you must be a fucked up liberal.

Have a mental breakdown