Ladies and gentlemen. What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up and found that your body had changed gender...?

That’s exactly what happened in Orlando. He goes to sleep and wakes up a week later as a woman. She is a little surprised and quite pleased, and continues with her life.

(For those at the back of the class I’m referring to the 1928 book by Virginia Woolf, not some place in Florida.)