Ladies and gentlemen. What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up and found that your body had changed gender...?

@Nimbus Yeah, right. We both know you'd spend all day playing with your new 'parts'. 😄

@AbbeyRhode You know me too well ;)

@Nimbus Sarah Millican had a great line on this, she said she overheard three old ladies discussing this on a bus and one said: 'have a wank'...