if i were a vegetable i would be...

@Fishy I remember being out with some co-workers and managers and my manager asked my extremely gay co-worker if he wanted the nachos..and he was just like, uhh, no. And the manager was like "come on! They have vegetables!" And he was like "I don't do vegetables..the wheelchair gets in the way" Very bold joke to make to your manager. He was fired shortly afterwards for unrelated issues.

EDIT: oH we were at a restaurant that had Nachos..that's an integral part of the story.