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Lilymoon 路 F
Knock knock
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Jayciedubb 路 56-60, M
@Lilymoon the funniest knock-knock joke is when you tell the other person to say knock knock and they do without thinking and then you just follow the format and they get all flustered when they realize they're the ones telling the joke but don't have one prepared. Try it on somebody sometime. It's kind of funny
NoThanksLeon 路 M
My dad was yapping and going on and on about something, and my 4 year old daughter told pappy to stuff trees in his mouth.
I guess you had to be there.
I guess you had to be there.
LilPrincess 路 41-45, F
My best friend: I'm really impressed with the amount of bad decisions you can fit in one day
It was both funny and true 馃槖
It was both funny and true 馃槖
XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@LilPrincess 馃憖
WizardofOz 路 26-30, M
When ever I come home after being on the road for a while, my wife has a list of maintenance on the house for me, so a couple weeks ago, I told her we should hire a handyman. I noticed she had a smile on her face, so I asked her, "why are you smiling"? Without hesitation, she says, "it could be a good thing for both of us. You get out of work and I can experience sleeping with the "handyman". I rented a backhoe and some lumber for our "new" pool and deck.
Sojournersoul 路 M
That you didn鈥檛 like chicken. Lmao. 馃ぃ
XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@Sojournersoul the april fools post
Sojournersoul 路 M
@XDHyperGirlXD1 yes.
FreestyleArt 路 31-35, M
When the subject changes
BLP11520 路 61-69, M
Too many to count
If they could borrow $100
XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@NativePortlander1970 i ask for 500 not 100 :O
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XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@Ducky why
Ducky 路 31-35, F
@XDHyperGirlXD1 Because she has a short fuse and gets easily annoyed. 馃槄
XDHyperGirlXD1 路 31-35, F
@Ducky 馃槼