What the funniest thing someone ever said to you

When ever I come home after being on the road for a while, my wife has a list of maintenance on the house for me, so a couple weeks ago, I told her we should hire a handyman. I noticed she had a smile on her face, so I asked her, "why are you smiling"? Without hesitation, she says, "it could be a good thing for both of us. You get out of work and I can experience sleeping with the "handyman". I rented a backhoe and some lumber for our "new" pool and deck.