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I know I`m going to get face palmed for this one.

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but the librarian told me to take it out."
Degbeme
70-79, M
18 replies 85 views May 6, 2024
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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
Explains why all the books are sticky at that library 🤨
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BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
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OlderSometimesWiser · F
@BobbyMoeven One of my all time favorite theme songs.

[media=https://youtu.be/KR8RHBXjMlE]
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BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
@OlderSometimesWiser

Agreed ....this made me think of a few more ..

Mission Impossible
Barney Miller
Taxi
The Jeffersons
Sandford abd Sin
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sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
🤦‍♀️
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OlderSometimesWiser · F
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bijouxbroussard · F
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Straylight · 31-35, F
🤦‍♀️
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Straylight Rabbit. 🥴
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Straylight · 31-35, F
@Degbeme
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Straylight *quivers* 😵
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KatyO83 · 41-45, F
🤣🤣🤣
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slorollin · 41-45, M
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SW-User
I’m dead 😂
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TexChik · F
I heard there was a time when smashing the penis in a book was a treatment for the symptoms of Gonorrhea for men.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
I am glad you took out your pen and nobody else used it
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