I know I`m going to get face palmed for this one.

"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but the librarian told me to take it out."

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TexChik · F

I heard there was a time when smashing the penis in a book was a treatment for the symptoms of Gonorrhea for men.

Degbeme · 70-79, M