You are the hottest ugly person I've ever seen.

Well golly gee if that's just not the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me 😀 I feel so special 🕺

Thank you, I think. 🤔

Finally, someone gets me.

flattery will get you everywhere...

I’ll take that as a compliment.

Thank you for noticing 🥲

I'm so ugly, I'm hot

I am no Ed Sheeren

Uh, thanks?

Awww, that so sweet of you to say. Nice of you to care so much

and I don't sweat much for a fat guy either

Do you go to saunas often?

It's the sun burn.

😂 uhh thanks I think?