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What next for Satan after Roe vs. Wade?

Poll - Total Votes: 6

Monumental loss will mess up Satan's plans

Satan will hold a draft for better team members

Satan's minions will lose faith in his leadership

Satan will create crafty new ways to secure unborn souls

More politicians are enlisted to retaliate against birthing centers

Planned Parenthood becomes the next official Satanic cult

Hell freezes over

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Satan holds a news conference to discuss options:

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SW-User

You know what would be another major kick in the balls for Satan? If y'all got rid of porn

carpediem · 61-69, M

Maybe she (Satan) will try to run for president yet again.

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carpediem · 61-69, M

@Paladin Whatever troll. Back under your bridge

Paladin · 56-60, M

@carpediem lol...you're the one hurling personal insults.

carpediem · 61-69, M

@Paladin Goodbye troll

Adstar · 56-60, M

he is doing his best to organize a third world war and his servants are doing their best to motivate billions of people to fight to the death.. So although the millions of innocents who have been slaughtered by His evil servants on earth is bad.. Once they start killing and being killed in the billions those millions of little ones will seem like child's play in comparison..

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

Thought he already did his best work FKing up the world

Reject · 26-30, M

I always imagined Satan would support this. He doesn’t have much use for potential souls that haven’t been corrupted yet. If they’re born into a world that has no place for them, then that lends itself to that corruption. It makes his job easier.

SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M

Dude, that was hilarious. The Bee is top notch comedy.

PatKirby · M

@SumKindaMunster
I enjoy the Bee they got some original stuff. I like how Satan treats it like just another day at the office in this post-loss question and answer show. Maybe Saturday Night Live can learn a thing or two about laughing at themselves here since they've buried any semblance of self-reflecting humor.

NoGamesTolerated · F

Satan will carry on doing his thing. “Deception”. The Bible says there’s nothing new under the sun.

And as these last days go by… many will be sifted into his number because they are not strong enough to resist evil.

If one can be bought, Satan has his/her price.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Love the Babz 😁

Jake966 · 56-60, M

God is in control and that is what pisses him off

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