What next for Satan after Roe vs. Wade?

Poll - Total Votes: 6

Monumental loss will mess up Satan's plans

Satan will hold a draft for better team members

Satan's minions will lose faith in his leadership

Satan will create crafty new ways to secure unborn souls

More politicians are enlisted to retaliate against birthing centers

Planned Parenthood becomes the next official Satanic cult

Hell freezes over

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Reject · 26-30, M

I always imagined Satan would support this. He doesn’t have much use for potential souls that haven’t been corrupted yet. If they’re born into a world that has no place for them, then that lends itself to that corruption. It makes his job easier.