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ArishMell · 70-79, M
Turning over and swimming on your back while still trying to breathe through a snorkel.
Naturist blackberrying / nettle-cutting.
Trying to avoid this Christmas, duplicating presents you gave last, having lost the notebook in which you record such vital details.
Opening an Ordnance Survey 'Outdoor Leisure Series' Map in a strong wind without damaging it, only to find the area you need study is right in the middle of the other side of the A1-size, two-side printed paper sheet... and it's started to rain again.
Solo duvet-cover stuffing... even more fun when the duvet is single size and the cover, double. Or vice-versa?
Having forgotten a fellow-employee's name at work, furtively trying to read a pass he or she has only gone and clipped over one of the more personal areas of the person.
Navigating your way from your seat near the back of the bus, through all those types who insist on standing in the aisle even when seats are empty, and doing so in a tight huddle only just aft of the driver's cab.
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For fellow non-owners of televisions (and I know a few):
- Trying to stay looking vaguely intelligent and sociable when your company of the moment are all discussing last night's televised football or soap-opera you know nowt about.
- Trying not to be distracted by the wretched goggle-box when visiting friends or family who leave the thing on even though not actually watching it.
- Trying to stay polite when people act so incredulously at your admitting to not having a TV. That's even before the TVLA's oh-so-friendly letters.
- When staying in a hotel, attempting to watch the one in your room when its only controls are an arcane box of pretty-coloured buttons with no instructions available. You can't listen to the radio instead because hotels don't have them. (If I ever plan to stop in a hotel again, I'll take my small, portable wireless.)
Naturist blackberrying / nettle-cutting.
Trying to avoid this Christmas, duplicating presents you gave last, having lost the notebook in which you record such vital details.
Opening an Ordnance Survey 'Outdoor Leisure Series' Map in a strong wind without damaging it, only to find the area you need study is right in the middle of the other side of the A1-size, two-side printed paper sheet... and it's started to rain again.
Solo duvet-cover stuffing... even more fun when the duvet is single size and the cover, double. Or vice-versa?
Having forgotten a fellow-employee's name at work, furtively trying to read a pass he or she has only gone and clipped over one of the more personal areas of the person.
Navigating your way from your seat near the back of the bus, through all those types who insist on standing in the aisle even when seats are empty, and doing so in a tight huddle only just aft of the driver's cab.
''''''
For fellow non-owners of televisions (and I know a few):
- Trying to stay looking vaguely intelligent and sociable when your company of the moment are all discussing last night's televised football or soap-opera you know nowt about.
- Trying not to be distracted by the wretched goggle-box when visiting friends or family who leave the thing on even though not actually watching it.
- Trying to stay polite when people act so incredulously at your admitting to not having a TV. That's even before the TVLA's oh-so-friendly letters.
- When staying in a hotel, attempting to watch the one in your room when its only controls are an arcane box of pretty-coloured buttons with no instructions available. You can't listen to the radio instead because hotels don't have them. (If I ever plan to stop in a hotel again, I'll take my small, portable wireless.)
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@ArishMell You have come up with some very good answers there, thank you. I can relate to nearly all of them.
akindheart · 61-69, F
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akindheart · 61-69, F
@whowasthatmaskedman you are a gem full of gems...did you know that? i think the world of you even when we disagree...xoxoxo
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@akindheart I think that deserves a "ditto". And I will throw in my wishes for a Happy New Year,,😷
akindheart · 61-69, F
@whowasthatmaskedman LOL. you make me smile...hugs to you my friend
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@JRVanguard Or to write a rap, that isn't crap.
Livingwell · 61-69, M
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@Livingwell Indeed - I also wonder why some people like to post their own opinions but are so terrified
of being opposed, doubted or questioned they are very rude to anyone who dares to disagree with them.
of being opposed, doubted or questioned they are very rude to anyone who dares to disagree with them.
Sojournersoul · M
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ArishMell · 70-79, M
@saragoodtimes Not surprisingly, as that's not its usual name! :-)
It's Worcester Sauce, without the "shire"; and pron. Wooster, as is the town itself.
The full name - that of the county rather than the town - is pronounced Woostershire.
It's Worcester Sauce, without the "shire"; and pron. Wooster, as is the town itself.
The full name - that of the county rather than the town - is pronounced Woostershire.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@katydidnt Oh yes.
HumanEarth · F
USA government telling truth what it did to North American Indians after after all this time of lies and cover ups
That would be tricky to explain
That would be tricky to explain
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@HumanEarth yes
SW-User
Sex with a new partner
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SW-User together 41 years, married 36
SW-User
@pennynoodles That sounds beautiful. I trust it's a happy marriage inspite of the usual ups and downs.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Hitchhiking on Uranus.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles It's nice to see you here again.
pride49 · 31-35, M
Putting those tire plug things in before the air runs out of the tire.
Tommytee · M
Going with the heart!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Tommytee Always go with the brain. Far more sensible.
Tommytee · M
@pennynoodles sensible is boring
sciguy18 · M
With age, internal plumbing...
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@sciguy18 Are you taking the piss?🤪
scorpiolovedeep · 51-55, M
Inserting a thread through a needle
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Navigating in a dark forest
Nimbus · M
Teller of Penn & Teller.
Houdini · 56-60, M
Most things for me just lately
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Words with Friends 😀
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Politics
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@MarineBob oh yes
Thodsis · 51-55, M
A hobbit magician....
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Liberal logic.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@MrBrownstone I'm sure you're right.
PatKirby · M
A new job.
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Fishy · 36-40, F
Life
pdockal · 56-60, M
Life
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@pdockal Difficult to navigate at times.
NightsWatch · M
women
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Justenjoyit Absolutely no choice there; you must go out with your daughter .
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles one of the women wants to cook a meal, one wants to tie me up and the other wants to get drunk lol, I have already mentioned to my daughter that we will go somewhere
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Justenjoyit Women come and go (no pun intended), your daughter will be there for the rest of your life hopefully......absolutely no contest when you think of it like that.
Azlotto · M
A first date ... after my wife shows up.
Deciding between cherry chocolate cheesecake or cherry pie 🤔
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@NativePortlander1970 The pie.