Its bland and from potatoes. Potatoes go with everything. Think fries. Baked potatos chips tatter tots vodka cant go wrong.

It's flavourless, pretty easy to match no flavour with flavour lmao

It doesn't. You have a problem.

mixed in the water cooler or straight outta the first aid cabinet's rubbing alky bottle at work, yep it's a happpenin winner everywhere

To the untrained eye, vodka looks like plain water... That is, until you drink it.

neutral flavour?

Because it is magic.

Because excepting bison grass it has no taste!

It really is!

Doesn't go with chocolate milk though, i learned that the hard way

I had a friend who drank Mountain Dew and Vodka 😁
I tasted it and it wasn't bad, so your theory of it going with everything is correct, 💯

I know what you are saying. Do you ever drink bourbon?

I made some toffee vodka a few years ago which was pretty good!

My favorite is vodka and grapefruit juice 😋 #Saltydog #Greyhound

That's why they filter the flavor out of it.

Don't question it, just enjoy that it does

I was gonna ask for suggestions but then you said gravy.

Vodka and gravy? 🤮

That’s what I’m sayin

Tastes like medicine.

Vodka and red bull 👍

Gravy? *giggles*

it’s the best!

Pasta

Cuz you like startchy thingys.

Gravy 🤔

The “Dirty Mother” or White Russian has been one of the most important cocktail for decades.
First Vodka and then pretend the milk balances it off.

Because you're a drunk lol

It's more like vodka tastes so nasty that there's a ton of ways to mix it with things to make it taste less nasty.

On another note, if you're wishing chocolate milk was alcoholic, you should look into a drink called a mudslide.