Why does vodka go with everything

Its bland and from potatoes. Potatoes go with everything. Think fries. Baked potatos chips tatter tots vodka cant go wrong.

It's flavourless, pretty easy to match no flavour with flavour lmao

It doesn't. You have a problem.

mixed in the water cooler or straight outta the first aid cabinet's rubbing alky bottle at work, yep it's a happpenin winner everywhere

To the untrained eye, vodka looks like plain water... That is, until you drink it.

Because excepting bison grass it has no taste!

neutral flavour?

Because it is magic.

It really is!

Doesn't go with chocolate milk though, i learned that the hard way

The “Dirty Mother” or White Russian has been one of the most important cocktail for decades.
First Vodka and then pretend the milk balances it off.

I had a friend who drank Mountain Dew and Vodka 😁
I tasted it and it wasn't bad, so your theory of it going with everything is correct, 💯

Because you're a drunk lol

you can turn cheap vodka into really high quality vodka by using it with a normal water filter

I know what you are saying. Do you ever drink bourbon?

I was gonna ask for suggestions but then you said gravy.

My favorite is vodka and grapefruit juice 😋 #Saltydog #Greyhound

I made some toffee vodka a few years ago which was pretty good!

Cuz you like startchy thingys.

Don't question it, just enjoy that it does

That's why they filter the flavor out of it.

That’s what I’m sayin

Vodka and red bull 👍

Tastes like medicine.

Gravy? *giggles*

Vodka and gravy? 🤮

it’s the best!

Pasta

Gravy 🤔

It's more like vodka tastes so nasty that there's a ton of ways to mix it with things to make it taste less nasty.

On another note, if you're wishing chocolate milk was alcoholic, you should look into a drink called a mudslide.