My dad dropped off 70 servings of loaded potato salad and 70 servings of coleslaw to me tonight

Ok. Go to the supermarket and buy these containers for single usage. Fill them up and drive around. You could even, in cases, put a few in a plastic bag and hang them outside doors where you know they might be needed.
Be a little crazy. Take a friend with you.

I'd come. We could get a coffee on the go and put some music on in the car. Do you drive? 🤔🙄🤷🏼‍♀😊

Been a slow week at my delicatessen.

If you're willing to take 50 LBS of Bologna off our hands, we'll take that potato salad.

Oh, and if your dad's catering company has need for a barrel of saurkraut, thats up for offer too.

Have a barbecue, invite everyone around you to bring something and make some new friends.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I can send you my address if you have too much you know...

At least I don't have that problem, having never had a dad who pretended to care.

If you know the location of a food pantry in your area, you can donate the food.

That’s such a dad thing to do

take to work and share?

He sounds like my dad, always bringing me useless stuff and then expecting attention in return.

Eat it?

please take a picture of it, I'd really like to see hahaha

Give it tooooo meeeeee I like that stuff

Throw a party?

Or local food bank?

invite your friends over 🙋‍♂

Sell it?

He must've thought you were pretty hungry

I'd eat like half of that

Bathe in it like a low budget Cleopatra 🤔

party like it's 1999

Okay.
So basically, you send it to me.

Uhm..... sw tailgate party?

Not eat it.

Why would he do such a waste

Holy moly, is there even room in your fridge ?

trade it to Golden Corral for a free pass

Send it to MilitantIrishman so he can feed his village