For What Occasion Would These Shorts Be Appropriate?

@4meAndyou or Roller Derby

@Nanoose wearing those shorts might get you kicked in the nads quicker

@jackrabbit10 Their legs would get too cold.

@cherokeepatti didn't think of that,,

@cherokeepatti I remember falling on my ass learning to rollerblade. The hip and tailbone pads we wore playing football would have helped...or heavily padded bike shorts.

@HoraceGreenley Roller derby maybe because those women are always getting knocked on their butts

@cherokeepatti good guess

@HoraceGreenley It would brighten up Roller Derby matches if the women would wear these shorts in team colors, hehe

@thisguy20 same. I think the purpose is to get you to sign up and hand over your credit or debit card number. Have heard of customers getting their money scammed from them.

@Nimbus in what neighborhood?

@cherokeepatti All of the UK.

@Nimbus Mrs. Bucket would not approve.

@Dino11 Imagine someone walking down a sidewalk in a city wearing those…attention getting