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bookerdana · M
No predictive text BUT the horror continues
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the other night in a small bowl and it tasted so much like the old days when you could eat a bowl and it still taste good
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@JRVanguard Back in the old days when the bowls still tasted good. 😂
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@QueenOfTheNerds I’m glad I kept going😂
Luckylu · 61-69, F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the best I can do in the last week and I was like I can’t wait for the day I get my own room to come out of my closet I can’t even go in my room to my bedroom I don’t even have to do it I can’t do that anymore I’m not going anywhere I’m going nowhere I can’t go nowhere I’m going anywhere I’m going to the store and I’m going nowhere and I don’t have a room for myself and I’m going anywhere and I’m going somewhere I can’t do this I don’t have to do anything to go to the grocery stores I can’t go anywhere and I’m just not doing this anymore….
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Santa stuffed my stocking with a friend of mine
Foxes · F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the kids on Sunday night and they were lovely and I don't know why people are like that...
Santa stuffed my stocking with my favorite food in the world for a few years before it got too big to fit into the fridge for my kids to use the bathroom…
JustEd · 41-45, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the kids in a box of ice cubes for a birthday dinner and a birthday gift to the family and I got to go get some ice cubes and some stuff to eat for my mom so I’m going home now
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the best food ever made and I am not going to be eating anything else.
Holy hell, my phone knows me too well.
Holy hell, my phone knows me too well.
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Santa stuffed my stocking with the best thing I could ever eat today so far and it made my stomach feel so much more like it did yesterday
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the old ones .
Huh?? Yup, that's what it said.
Huh?? Yup, that's what it said.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
@LordShadowfire Lol, nice!
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the other night in a small bowl and it tasted so much like the other night.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with a few of the most delicious and delicious meals.
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the new one from the Met Museum.
Bearsfan67 · 56-60, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the same thing
nedkelly · 61-69, M
A mistress for Xmas
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 😆i will sent you mrs smiler if you like ned as your mistress lol
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
"Santa stuffed my stocking with the anxiety of a year."
Well, thanks Santa. I NEEDED MORE OF THAT RIGHT NOW. 🎅
Well, thanks Santa. I NEEDED MORE OF THAT RIGHT NOW. 🎅
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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@QueenOfTheNerds Not that I'm aware of!! Although, it's hard to say, this year has been trying to kill me so maybe I am and don't even know it. XD
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@thepreposterouspanda I mean, coal would have been an improvement! 😅
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
@QueenOfTheNerds I very much agree. At least that can be burned for fuel. I have enough anxiety to begin with, I don't need more heaped on. 😂
NCCindy · 36-40, F
My feet
JovialMoose · 51-55, M
Santa studded my stocking with the most expensive clothes I ever had and now I’m wearing them to the gym to make it feel good again and then I’m like what are we going on with that and then I’m going back…
???
???
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the same amount of food and water as my husband when he got his second jab and I still don’t understand how people can get it from their mouth like this
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with a few of the most delicious and delicious meals
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@DownTheStreet Delicious AND delicious?!
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@QueenOfTheNerds I guess that’s really delicious
SUPERVlXEN · F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the best food ever and it made my stomach feel like I had to eat a lot more of the food.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the kids and the kids are going to be there for the weekend
Jlhzfromep · M
Santa stuffed my stocking with …….
Darn, I am getting nothing because no predictive text showed up
Darn, I am getting nothing because no predictive text showed up
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the same damn mistake I have been legit with my life.
🤔
🤔
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Santa stuffed my stocking with the Airfix Saturn V and the Bunnymen
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
Santa stuffed my stocking with the best thing ever.
🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♀️
joe438 · 61-69, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the best food ever made for the day
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Santa stuffed my stocking with my head and neck.
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joe438 · 61-69, M
I’m fascinated that so many replies include food.
Bowenw · 61-69, M
"with my favorite candy"
Santa stuffed my stocking with a few days away and a few weeks away and a few days away
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
sprouts
my face
jackjones68 · M
santa stuffed my stockings with the dog out of my machines to get a cheeky smile on your face and then we can go towards the end of the seas lido
exexec · 61-69, C
Santa missed my stocking, not even a lump of coal. Lynn's was full of Snickers, her favorite candy.
Tracos · 51-55, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with the candy bars and restaurants in the lobby of the apocalypse
calicuz · 56-60, M
I'm on a desk top, I have no predictive text. 😭
Santa stuffed my stocking with a strap on,
Ok, could have been worse I guess...
Ok, could have been worse I guess...
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
Santa stuffed my stocking with a wicked cold cream in my heart for the first day and a movie in the mornings
pride49 · 31-35, M
A big assed dildo
Slade · 56-60, M
Coal
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Nada!!
santa stuffed my stocking with my favorite candy.
QueenOfTheNerds · 41-45, F
@deathfairy Ooooh. Good one!
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
an AI gift 🙄
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with a small bag and I don't have any of my stuff that you want me in a little while
calicuz · 56-60, M
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Santa stuffed my stocking with a big breasted woman! 😃
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empanadas · 31-35, M
Hookers and cocaine
I turned my predictive text off.
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